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stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

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*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"

- me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT